You are a walking glitch, dJ tRuNkS. You look like you eat buttons off the remote control. There was JPOW and he's arguing with a man built like a gnome wearing a poorly fit collared shirt. And it looks so happy. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist . Everyones fair game. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. he bellows out to the world Better yet, theyll also learn how to roast you back! Taking a picture of you would put a virus on my phone. text-align: center;
Honey, only thing bothering me is placed between your ears. Are you forgetful or dumb? The poop accelerates. Tired of Weebs? . health, education) so the comparison is unsound. I didnt mean to offend you but it was a huge plus. Can you help me find where we asked? Perfect for insulting people on all occasions. It's sad that you don't know the difference. I know I make stupid choices, but youre the worst of all my choices, Taking a picture of you would put a virus on my phone, God wanted to spice the earth with jokes, and he made your kind, Remember, if anyone says youre beautiful, its all lies, The good books say to make good friends, but I think I made a mistake, You make me increase the amount of caffeine I take daily, About Us |Editorial Standards A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. . Your powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. oil floats on water ,. For you, its a therapist. Kinda sus, bro. Its nice to see such a diverse crowd here today. When you have found the perfect insult you can use the Copy button to copy the British insult to your device clipboard. You have broken the sound barrier. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? You almost singlehandedly destroyed mankind by being conscious. Jason is really an American Dream come true. The operator finally presses the button, the bottom opens and I fall straight down the water slide.
I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? You worthless bag of filth. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope", said Charlie, age 6. you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about, If you'd like to report a bug or suggest a feature, you can. "Wellyou see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. But mistake! That emotion is happiness., You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since., Anybody who told you to just be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice., I'd like to help you out. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. "Hahaha look at what this is buying! do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? * Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location. earth is driven into chaos . . I ask because of all the crying and whining I've heard coming from your house. 1:17 / 3:48 , some times i supper glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend im a t rex. Eggs are a good source of energy, mind if I take one? " I agreed. Jason 's so Jewish and so gay at the synagogue they call . In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Your interaction with me is now burned into my psyche. "Oh wow. it makes me and millions of other aces out there feel really attacked. If youre a bad person, dont be yourself! It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. No amount of therapy will save me. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either., You were so ugly when you were born that the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator., Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop., You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance., He is dark and handsome. You are 30 feet in the air. A very long insult. I could not believe he just said that to me, but I didn't know what else to do at the time but go along with it. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. A whiff of drama, I snap into duty. I know it's fun to pretend like you have any idea what you're talking about, and to pull random statistics out of me to support whatever point you're awkwardly trying to make, but come on! I tell him I'm good. Jason recently quit his job and now has a lot of free time. I haven't seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale., Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people., Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?, Mirrors can't talk. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. "You're not my type." Jasons so old and Jewish he attended Shakespeare's bar mitzvah. You were so happy for the negativity of your Covid test, we didnt want to spoil the happiness by telling you it was IQ test. Hi [insert streamer name], this is Trevor from ChAtBotsForTwitch,com. CRINGE!! Well tell your face. Your love is everything I need. There is no !command I wont code, no timeout I wont give, no Twitch laws I wont overlook, and no order I wont obey to make my streamer happy. (English translation: Go fry asparagus) Here is one more insult that concerns food. You vulgar little maggot. I just jumped out my apartment window and killed myself. I have something to confess. Please press the key combo CTRL + W on your keyboard to activate this., I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. I caught you at picture day dressed up like a clown with no hair, said [singing some song that I dont know mockingly], started singing Japanese songs to your girlfriend saying Oaku, amanatai, amanakinasai-ya. , If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell amogus 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage, I was only nine years old. Either way, I've had enough. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. For the last 3 years I've been making fake sub names for Kripp. You experienced a hollow victory. And I mean it. . If I had a dollar every time you shut up, I would give it back as a thank you. . Think about your actions. Shouldn't they come from Europe? "how? "Excuse me siryou may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady." You are sour and senile. , . Vote blue! But that's not what you said. It seems like the Spanish like to compare food and insults. Quotes Showing 1-30 of 46. Step 6: Cash out Don't believe me? They might make you spit out your drink if youre drinking one! Only thing that is pleasing about our relationship is that you are no longer in it. You have such a beautiful face But lets put a bag over that personality. When I look at you, I think to myself where have you been my whole life? How does it feel to be almost useless? And you also get this adorable little 1/1 can ping things but usually is too harmless to be removed. However, recently, modern online enthusiasts have raised one question science has yet been unable to answer: is it sus? I'm so happy. Youre still not laughing your ass off? Use the social media buttons to share your British insult on social media sites such as Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. xxx~*LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME~*xxx. I quickly got off the slide and ran to the bathroom, with a trail of shitty water tailing me as the slide operator stared in awe. ATTENTION, OCTAVIAN MOROSAN! Privacy Policy. This is not very sugoi, and I would appreciate it if your chat showed more respect for Japanese culture by typing kawaii emotes like and AstolfoSmile . NASA can no longer track you. No english, no food, no money. We walked over to see what could possibly be that washed up. Shrek is love. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Their sales will skyrocket! le The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. He talked me into spending the $8500 I have on dog coins because something was supposed to happen yesterday which would have given us more money?? Just give me a moment to process so much stupid information all at once. It's known to be originated on 4chan, an image-based bulletin board. As the rest of TSM sleeps, he opens up a new window to check his PayPal. . I don't appreciate you morons abusing my legacy and turning me into some childish meme that you can spam on your little MSM chat thing. . Jason is so ugly hes been the only one ever rejected from Queer Eye for the Straight guy. When you have generated the perfect insult you hit the Copy button the insult is copied to your device clipboard for pasting anywhere you like. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Take things down a notch and laugh at the light and silly things. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to vote for me. Now I have house, American car , and new woman . Here are 75 of the silliest and funniest puns you can choose from! The answer is yes, it's priced in. Oh, nothing. The fact that you're already not in a psych ward for insanity is so baffling I have lost all faith in every kind of justice system. You are swine you vulgar little maggot. "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" You then command me to "go fuck myself". But as I look around at all these attendees, this looks more like a support group for balding men. Its all about balance you start talking, I stop listening. So, here are the top 15 good roasts for Roblox that you can use for kids: ur parents hate u. ur six. I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"" person speaking their native language. . Jasons so Jewish his tagline on LinkedIn is: Once you go Jew, no Christian will do.. what time is it? yeah i know top players but its not a big deal to me lol). But these British people, what do they eat? Error rating book. Its got Jews, Indians, Russians, and whatever the fuck Jason is.. I have a family!" She asks what I do. As happy as a clam (lit. Bill is single and ready to mingle. "ATTACK" Thanks again! Did you know your incubator had tinted windows? u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". So, I always put my whole heart into them. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. What was your wedding song? Also this video: why do I hear boss music??? My disgust for this shows no boundaries; I have been violently puking in 20 minute intervals for days now due to your worthlessness. While he's chewing he tells me it's a great time to buy bonds. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. They're both. It is hilarious how you are trying to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence. 1. Good lord this is an ugly group of people. Jason is getting so old he has to take an Aspirin before he jerks off. You look like slumdog million hair. Good roasts to use on your friends and enemies the next time they annoy you. Step 4: Wife marries Bill and becomes $MSFT royalty One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. Darryl save life. I looked at my penis, I thought of the astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? Yo I'm not done with yo ass bruh. EU COMING THROUGH TRY AND EXTERMINATE A GROUP OF PEOPLE NEEDS AMERICA TO SAVE THEM STILL HAS A ROYAL FAMILY SOCIALISTS NO FREE SPEECH MARRY 16 YEAR OLDS STABBINGS IN EU. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! Youre curled up into a ball like an autistic bakugan. I look at you and think what a waste of two billion years of the evolution. people who aren't killed die from laughter The story trends on Twitter. I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Don't do it! What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? Watashi won't stand for this. Its better to be a happy idiot than a suffering genius. view your generators; change your password; change your email; logout ( )*: I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Do british people actually exist? 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14. adjusts fedora You deserve to be loved from a distance. , For those too retarded to read:
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